Intelligently designed president?

Evolution was taught by a teacher.
Offer options, creationists beseeched her.
She replied, great Scott
If there’s one thing I’m not
Is your intelligent design church preacher.

If so then…

Do presidents evolve from primordial soup?
“No”, say creationists. So here’s the scoop.
Don't give Darwin the nod .
All species are from God
Including the presidential nincompoop.